their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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