so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
