idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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