just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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