can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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