i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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