She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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