Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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