I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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