Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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