He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
