Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
false alarm. still invincible.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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