You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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