Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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