would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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