He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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