Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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