does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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