dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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