We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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