did you get engaged???
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i think i just lost a toe
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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