i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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