when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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