Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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