Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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