The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
