im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
do nipples grow back?
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