508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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