I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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