Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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