Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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