Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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