He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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