there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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