I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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