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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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