i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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