Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
