The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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