I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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