i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
