I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
