Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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