marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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