Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dicks are not precious.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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