Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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