I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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