I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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