He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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