I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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