I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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