Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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