You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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