Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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